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The hardest thing to find is a beautiful soul covered by a beautiful exterior. Unfortunately physical beauty sometimes muddies the soul because vanity is such a wicked easy sin. Now, all we do is lie in wait for some inspired people to come and write essays on how we should love and which kind of guy/girl suits us. Tick tock.

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I thought this was going to be an article on how compliments of physical traits are relatively shallow and empty for the modern day woman. Of how being recognized as intelligent, humorous, generous or willful has much more substance than that of the former. We should be empowering females with words of true value, not deducing them to the likes of this article.


Of course, the last time is always the first time when the two of you met. You were stunned by the way that she was. Over the course of time, your mind's perception of the ideal partner would surface, and thus you systematically tear apart the woman to build your creation. Every "you should lose a couple pounds", "Why do you always look so pale", "Candace Swanpoel was so hot in the recent show, you should be like her" slowly destroys the natural her. And you wonder why you think to yourself after a couple years "She aint the girl I met".

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Both were on the big bang theory

I want to see Flight of the Conchords come back and challenge them to a song off. Everybody wins! Heck ya! This sounds awesome! Lmao! Flight would win for sure but we would all win if they did it.
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The music video for Garfunkel & Oates' immortal classic, "Hand Job, Bland Job, I Don't Understand Job." (NSFW)
Posted by Funny Or Die on Sunday, August 24, 2014

A black actress in 1935 not white

I feel like if the skit was more "accurate" In portraying the story of Esther there would be an uprising on making "fun"of black history. The skit was to get jokes and throw a little humor at a cartoon that became an American Classic. Not humiliate anyone who actually may have had some inspiration to the character.
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Boop with Rose McGowan
Rose McGowan and Billy Zane star in the real-life, true story of Betty Boop, the inspiration behind one of the most iconic and sexiest cartoon characters of all time.
Posted by Funny Or Die on Monday, September 8, 2014

When did Taylor Swift get so good

I don't know this comedian's name but everything I see him in makes me laugh so hard I have hiccups for a week. He should be a huge star. "Heart like a Horse, (More times)" Yeah, You look like a horse sitting in that bed.
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Taylor Swift in "Glitter and Ribs"
Before you tear into Taylor Swift's new album, relive the video for her haunting single from last summer, "Glitter and Ribs," starring Billy Eichner.Click here for more Billy Eichner: http://bit.ly/1oSfyFZ
Posted by Funny Or Die on Monday, October 27, 2014

Was that supposed to be humorous?

Don't you hate when you make a parody trailer and most comments express disappointment in the fact that it's not a real film.
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Sofia Coppola's Little Mermaid
Looking for the best 2014 had to offer? This trailer for Sofia Coppola's live-action adaptation of 'The Little Mermaid' starring AnnaSophia Robb and Evan Peters is an excellent place to start.Check out our "Best of 2014" playlist for more: http://bit.ly/1HbsUlq
Posted by Funny Or Die on Monday, December 29, 2014

Stunt double eating it for Woman

It's funny if you understand how white upper middle class women are...they have all these stupid recipes with the most obscure ingredients and let their staff do all the work while claiming to be super moms/wives. Pure satire and I love it.
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Cooking is so easy! All you need is a kitchen, ingredients… and a team of people to do all the work for you! Watch Brooke Von Weber (Abby Elliott) from Bravo's new scripted comedy Odd Mom Out show you the way.
Posted by Funny Or Die on Friday, June 5, 2015

The little girl for saved the family

God bless this child . A quick thinking !!! She saved the other families.
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Like a good neighbor, this 4-year-old is there! This little girl on a bike ride saved a family from a house fire. http://usat.ly/1InLtXQ
Posted by USA TODAY on Thursday, July 23, 2015

Human babies and puppies!

I wonder if they are blind or deformed in any way? Oh no I know those ones would of been thrown away. White lions are inbred lions and are bred cruelly on purpose by humans for money because more people want to see white lions then normal ones. It leaves the Lion cubs normally being deformed or having some kind of difficulty.
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What’s cuter than baby white lions? A basket full of them. Four white lion cubs born at a safari park in the Crimean city of Sevastpol are taking their first steps around their new home.
Posted by USA TODAY on Thursday, July 30, 2015

TWERK IT LIKE MILEY Traffic Dance Cover

I stand to be corrected but I think the scene was taken at Tagum City, Philippines where traffic officers dance to the music while performing their duties/ likewise the colored green tricycles(It's such a lovely and very amusing site.
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TWERK IT LIKE MILEY TRAFFIC ENFORCERS DANCE COVER
TWERK IT LIKE MILEY TRAFFIC ENFORCERS DANCE COVERLIKE Boy Viral <---FOR MORE VIRAL VIDEOS EVERYDAY
Posted by Bassilyo on Wednesday, August 12, 2015